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ikillzombiesforfun:

GODDAMMIT DISTRICT 12! THIS IS WHY WE NEVER WIN!


Via be ratchet





How I wish to walk through crowded areas.

(Source: isnorlax)

Via Emilyisms

wockyshiba:

do you ever just

wanna grab someone by the shoulders

look them in the eyes and say

“no one cares”

Via Emilyisms

(Source: )


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woahbamm:

:O I really want this.



(Source: poopooweiner)




  • *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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